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Funny shayari Latest Shayari for the Funny people

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Funny Shayari, Be jhijhak muskuraye

जिंदगी में टेंशन किसको कम है,
अच्छा या बुरा तो केवल भ्रम है,
जिंदगी का नाम ही कभी ख़ुशी कभी गम है।

Funny Shayari, Na itna waqt hai ki

ना तरकीब कोई की एग्जाम पास किया जाए;
ना जाने कौन सा दर्द दिया है इस पढ़ाई ने;
ना रोया जाय और ना सोया जाए।

Funny Office Job Shayari

Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,
Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,
Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..
उम्र की राह में जज्बात बदल जाते है।
वक़्त की आंधी में हालात बदल जाते है
सोचता हूं काम कर-कर के रिकॉर्ड तोड़ दूं।
कमबख्त सैलेरी देख के ख्यालात बदल जाते हैं

Funny Shayari, Bindas muskurao

Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.

Funny Shayari, Khatarnak Shayari

खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था
खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था
वाह वाह
फिर रस्ते पे जाके देखा तो खिडकी मै कोई नही था 😜 😝

Hindi Funny Shayari, Jab milti hai

जभी मिलती है inbox पे कुछ कहने से डरती है वो..
कब आउंगा में online इस इंतज़ार में रहती है वो..
बड़ी ही सरीफ है बात बात पे शर्माती है वो…
गुस्सा न हो जाऊं कहीं हर बात पे sorry बोलती है वो…
मेरे लिऐ आज भी थोड़ा सा वक्त खर्च करती है वो …
google पर आकर आज भी मुझे सर्च करती है वो..

Funny Girl Shayari, Funny Shayari for Girls

Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
And Kissing them is the Boys duty.. ‍💋

Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo (girls) ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana. 😛

eh jo ladkiyon (girls) ke baal hote hai,
ladkon ko fasane ka jaal hote hai.
Khoon choos keti hai ladkon ka saara,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai!

Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki (girl) Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua Dunga.

Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai..
Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai…
Isliye Try maro har Ladki (girl) par..
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Kyunki
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Darr ke aage Jeet hai.

Na ishq kar mare yaar yeh ladkiya (girls) bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai..

Funny Shayari for Girls

Ajib hai nakhre tere,
Ajib hai tera style.
Naak pochhne ki tameez nahin aur haath mein hai mobile!

Cham Cham kar ke aayi,
Cham Cham kar ke chali gayi,
Main Sindoor leke khada raha,
Aur woh rakhi ban ke chali gayi.

Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon,
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon,
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na,
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon. 📜

Funny Shayari, Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho


Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho? 

Funny Shayari, Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho

Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?


Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai!

Funny Hindi Shayari Winter Shayari, Larki Ro Ro K Larkay Se

Keh Rahi Hai,
Larki Ro Ro K Larke Se
Keh Rahi Hai,
Haath Chooro Jan..
Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai.
Happy Winter Season
Aaaa….chhii

Winter Shayari, Winter Ka Zamana Hai

Msg Karke Apko Satana Hai,
Mmusam Bhi Diwana Hai,
2-4 Msg Aap Bhi Kar Do,
Kya..
Balance Bacha K
Naya Sweter Lana Hai.

Funny Hindi ShayariWinter Shayari, Mujhe Mat Dhudo

Ki Tanhai Mein
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Thand Bahut Hai Mein To
Hun Apani Rajai Mein

Winter Shayari, Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo

Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo,
Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo,
Aaj 2 Moze Aur Pehen Lo,
Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo,
Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo,
Kya Pta. Kal Thand Ho Na Ho!

Funny Hindi ShayariWinter Shayari, Saari Raat Guzar Jaati Hai

Saari Raat Guzar Jaati Hai
Bas Isi Kasmakash Mein Ki..
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Ye Saali Razayi Mein
Hawa Kidhar Se Ghus Rahi
Hai..!!

Winter Shayari, Thand aur insult

Jitni Mehsus Karoge Utni Jyada Lagegi*
So..
Be_Careless
&
Be_Beshram
Enjoy Life, Enjoy Winter!
Think Hatke,
Jiyo Datke!

Funny Hindi ShayariWinter Shayari, Har Safalta Par aapka

Aapke Har Decision Par Kaamyabhi Ka Mukam Ho,
Thand Aa Gayi Hai Dhyan Rakhna,
Main nahi Chahta aapko sardi aur jukaam Ho.

Funny Hindi ShayariWinter Shayari, Sheetal Sheetal vayu Chali

Aasman Hua Suhana,
Gadhe Bhi sms Padhne Lage,
Shikshit Hua jamana.
Happy Winter Time..

Winter Shayari, 8-9 Mahine tumhe avoide kiya mujhe

Lekin ab tum mujhe or dur nahi rakh sakte,
Aaj nahi to kal apni baahon me mujhe jarur loge,
With love
Tumhari purani
”SWEATER”

Funny Hindi Shayari Happy Winter Season Shayari

2 Baar Gaal Pe,
1 Martaba Mathay Pe,
2 Baar Eyes Pe,
Cold Cream Zaroor Lagana,
Sardi Aarahi Hai Na.
Happy Winter Season

Funny Shayari, Humne unki tasveer

Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.

Funny Shayari, Dil ka dard dil todne wala

Pyar ke rivazon ko ye zamaana kya jaane,
Kitni takleef hoti hai ladki patane mein,
Yeh ghar baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.

Funny Shayari, Unki gali se mera janaza nikla

Wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,
Unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage,
Rakh ke mera janaza kamine usko patane lage.

Funny Shayari, Aye khuda hickiyo mein

कुछ तो फर्क डालना होता
अब कैसे पता करूँ कि
कौनसी वाली याद कर रही है

Funny Shayari, Kisi k pass

Wo kehta rehta tha,
Pass kara du, phone ghuma du..
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Exams sar pe hai No. jaruri hain yaar.

Funny ShayariWinter Shayari Funny

Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..
Sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise..
Baith ke toilet mein nawab ke jaise..
Sardi ke mausam mein sochtaa hu aise.
Ki kar to li hai tune beta….abb thande paani se dhoega Kaise..

Funny Shayari, Pagal banaati thi

dil ko bahut bhati thi,
dekh dekh sarmaati thi,
phir andar se muskurati thi,
aaj pata chala ke woh,
khud toh pagal thi,
mujhe bhi pagal banaati thi..

Normal Friend Funny SMS Shayari

Normal friend thi wo meri,
achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi.
Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi,
BOSSDKi pregnancy test me pass ho gayi… 😆

Caller Tune Tuje Bhula Diya Shayari

Aaj Usine ‘Rula Diya’ Khud Ne To Phone Kiya Nahi,
Humne Kiya To Caller Tune… ‘Tuje Bhula Diya’

Happy Winter Shayari, Kyun kisi ki yaadon mein

Kyub kisi ke khayalo mein khoya jaye,
Mera to yakeen hai,
Bahar mausam bahut kharab hai,
Kyun na razai tankar soya jaye.

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi, Shayari

Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad aayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chhatri lauta de Bhai.

Kashmir ki vadiyon mein, Shayari

Barfeeli hawaon mein,
Jheel ke kinare Heer ko Ranjhe ne jo kaha,
Wohi baat main tumse kahta hoon,
SWEATER PAHENO THAND LAG JAYGI !

Chhup gaya badli mein jaake, Shayari

Chaand bhi sharma gaya,
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
Chaand bhi sharma gaya,
Aur aapko dekha to,
Bhooton ko paseena aa gaya.

Ansoon tere nikle aur aankhein meri ho, Shayari

Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho,
Khuda kare hamaari dosti itni gehri ho,
Ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho.

Tum door sahi majboor sahi, Shayari

Par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan par leti ho,
To badboo yahaan tak aati hai.

Jab tum aaine ke paas jaate ho, Shayari

To aainaa kaheta hai?
Beautiful.. Beautiful..
Aur jab aaine se door jaate ho?
To aainaa kaheta hai?
April fool.. April fool..

Aaj mausam mein ajeeb si baat hai, Shayari

Bekabu se hamare khayalaat hain,
Jee chahata hai chura loon aap ko aapse,
Par mummy kehati hai chori karna paap hai.

Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai, Shayari

Tere chehre pe udasi aankhon mein nami hai,
TATA namak istemal karo
Kyun ki IODINE ki kami hai.

Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu, Shayari

Tere pyar mein jee aur mar sakta hu,
Phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi,
Yeh formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu.

Dhoka mila jab bhi pyar mein, Shayari

Zindgi mein udasi chaa gayi,
Socha tha chhor denge is raah ko,
Kambakht phir ek new number se miss call aa gayi.

Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek ajooba hai, Shayari

To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai,
Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai,
Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ hai.

Tumhari naam ki gazalein, Shayari

Chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai.
Par kya karu yeh zalim
Khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.

Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, Shayari

Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.

LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain, Shayari

LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,
LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,
Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baith k ..
Husband ke marne ke fayde batate hain.

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hain, Shayari

Sab apne apne naseeb hote hain,
Rahte hain jo nigahon se door,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hain.

Baithe hain tere khayalon mein, Shayari

Kagaz pe likha hai tera naam,
Kagaz pe teri tasveer laga ke,
Llikha hai yeh paigam,
Zinda ya murda pakadane wale ko,
Milega 50000 ka inaam.

Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyun, Shayari

Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyun,
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi,
Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyun.

Ishq hai to ishq ka izhar bhi hone chahiye, Shayari

Aadmi ko shakl se bimar bhi hona chahiye,
Yaadon ko keh do, do chaar din ki chhuti de de,
Akhir ishq mein itvaar bhi hona chahiye.

Ankho me aansu, Shayari

Chehre par hansi hai,
Saanso me aahein,
Dil me bebasi hai,
Pehle kyun nahi bataya ki,
Darwaje mein ungli fansi hai.

Ajab si halat hai tere jane ke bad, Shayari

Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khane ke baad,
Mere pass do hi samose the jo maine kha liye,
Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad.

Bazuon Me Dum Rakhta Hu, Shayari

Dil Me Gham Rakhta Hu,
Pata Tha SMS Ayega Tera,
Isliye Painkiller Sang Rakhta Hu.

Ramchandra Keh Gaye Siya Se, Shayari

Aisa Kalyug Ayega,
Ek Dost Ek Taraf Se SMS Karega,
Doosra Apna Paisa Bachayega.

Message Pe Message Bhejte Ho, Shayari

Bhej Bhej Ke Bheja Kharab Karte Ho,
Bhejte Ho To Bhi Kaya Bhejte Ho,
Khud Ka Bheja To Chalta Nahi,
Doosron Ka Bheja Hua Bhejte Ho.

Yaar Ne Dil Ka Haal Bataana Chhor Diya, Shayari

Humne Bhi Gehrayi Me Jana Chhor Diya,
Aap Ne SMS Karna Kya Band Kar Diya,
Humne Mobile Charge Karna Chhor Diya.

Chaand Per Kaali Ghata Chhati To Hogi, Shayari

Sitaaron Ko Muskurahat Aati To Hogi,
Tum Lakh Chhupao Dunia Se,
Magar Akele Me Tumhe Apni Sakal Per Hassi Aati To Hogi.

Hume Tumse Love Hai, Shayari

Please Refuse Na Karna,
Yeh Zero Watt Ka “Hope” Bulb Hai,
Please Ise Fuse Mat Karna.

Jisey Dil Diyaa Voh Delhi Chali Gayee, Shayari

Jisey Pyaar Kiyaa Voh Italy Chali Gayee,
Dil Ne Kaha Khud Khusi Ker Le Zalim,
Bijli (electricity) Ko Haath Lagaaya To Bijli Chali Gayee.

Peepal Ke Ped Se, shayari

Kaya Baaten Hain,
Kaya Chehra Tumne Paya Hai,
Aisa Lagta Hai Jaise,
Jaise, Peepal Ke Ped Se Bhoot Utarkar Aaya Hai.

Tum Sa Koi Dusra Jamin Par Hua, Shayari

Toh Rab Se Shikayat Hogi,
Ki, Ek Toh Jhela Nahi Jata,
Doosra Kahi Mil Gaya To Kaya Halat Hogi.

Dhoka Mila Jab Pyar Mein, Shayari

Zindagi Mein Udaasi Chhaa Gayi
Socha Tha Chhod Denge In Raaho Ko
Per Aaj Mohalle Mein Dusri Aa Gayi